An Island, a Towel, and a Plan

It’s not every day one decides to buy an island. Then again, it’s not every day one finds themselves on the precipice of shaping the future of civilization. But here we are, armed with an unreasonably optimistic belief in progress, and—most importantly—a towel.

This isn’t just any island. It’s the Island. The start of something extraordinary. Something for us and, crucially, for those who come after us—because someone has to pick up the pieces after the rest of humanity inevitably misplaces them behind the cosmic sofa.

But here’s the hitch: cities, like humans, tend to make a mess. Enter Voyager.

The Voyagers, are concocting a protocol—a brilliantly convoluted one at that—to accelerate sustainable development. A roadmap for civilization, if you will, so we don’t end up all living in shoeboxes on an uninhabitable rock.

The L.O.B.O.S Protocol (Location Organized Based On Sustainability) will be the blueprint for a decentralized, 100% sustainable community.

The Towel Test: What does it take to join? A towel, of course. A towel is just about the most massively useful thing an interstellar—or terrestrial—hitchhiker can carry. It’s versatile, it’s symbolic, and it’s surprisingly good for swatting away existential dread. With a towel and a bit of training, even the most skeptical can become Voyagers.

The path to planetary salvation (and impeccable towel etiquette) begins here:

• - Claim your towel
• - Reserve your place in history
• - Join us in building the community of tomorrow—or at least in ensuring humanity’s future looks a little less like a bad sci-fi novel.

The dance is happening. Bring your towel.

Upon selection, a Galaxy Towel will be sent to your address of preference